Rocket Rooster


Farting Chickens to Greater Heights!

What pisses chickens more than anything is having wings but still unable to fly. To overcome this genetic flaw, the greatest scientific chicken minds have gathered to create a new breed of chicken.

Fed with rocket fueled corn, brave test subjects are now conquering new heights through the power of flatulence!

“With simple minds comes great control. Adjust and adapt to your surroundings and fart to the greatest height a chicken can reach! “

Test Subject 001 (r.i.p.)